Before I begin, a friend wants me to let everyone know that Wilco is from Chicago, so everyone should forget that. I think that's what she said. Oh, and my human computer, aka Sufjan Stevens, has valmorphitized into Mic Jagger. It sucks.
With that out of the way, I have to go poop. I'll be right back.
....Ahh.
Who thinks I really just pooped? You'd never know if you weren't here.
But I did, so now you do.
Man, aren't fart and poop jokes just so funny. Like this one:
What's two plus two?
Answer: Fart.
You see, you freaking laughed at that. I know you did.
Oh yeh, Peru. Today was my lucky day. Our group's really, but I'll take credit for it.
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