Two notes I forgot, that Bradford reminded me of: There's shreddage here!!! I'm going to shred the nar so freaking hard it's going to make my balls pang with awesomeness.
Second, just to clarify, I connected with a group of peruvians over Balls and Farts. Or bawls and fahts, for those who remember.
We were talking about Guarana in one of these drinks, and I went nuts and discussed Bawls drink, "testiculos," as I called it. Now, their name for me is the "mariposo," the gay, for loving balls in my mouth. Man, some jokes don't know culture barriers. And some elexirs of life will spread across the globe, leading a revolution for alll!!!!! (aka, Guarana and Bawls).
Then, this drunk friend of Sebastian's came into the house as we were leaving, at 2, and the elevator smelled like vomit. Then we smelled him. He smelled like poop.
Because he pooed his pants.
I am not joking.
The cagon (fartman) made a smell I had never ever smelled in the states, and the girls didn't stop laughing at this observation for 10 minutes. We went outside, and he came out, and I asked him all these questions, calling him the cagon, and the girls went wild with laughter.
It was so funny. The two things I know the best, Bawls and Fahts, came bundled together, gift wrapped, onto my lap, for me to go nuts with, to be the funniest man I could be. I did allright.
4 comments:
Hi Walt,
Tomorrow you will be working I figure, and that will be somthing, no doubt. Sounds like you had good R and R over the weekend, so I hope that serves you well. Isn't the word bawl a synonym for cry/sob vehemently(Mabye with a howelling noise)? Am I missing something? Have a good first-day-of-the-week. Love you tons,
Love, Mom
Walty!! I just read everything you've written since your first post. And I likey. A lotty. A whole butty lotty. Like a whole butty bandit lotty. That's right, it's me. The bandit. Like in the movie Friday 13 when you find out that the killer died a long time ago and now his mom took over. I took over and I'm terrorizing Harvard.
I like everything you've been writing, a rico suave blend of contemplation and farts. I miss you, and it's inspiring to hear that you're having such a in-only-the-best-way challenging and new experience.
yeah! keep the potty humor coming. extra funny knowing that its being said in spanish.
wow, balls, farts, and poo all in one post, i'm impressed. love you
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